Will it Be Someone Tall, Dark, and Handsome? by CelestiaCord, journal
Will it Be Someone Tall, Dark, and Handsome?
You ain't fooling anybody with those bedroom eyes, you two.
For Equestria sake, just let Celestia and Discord retire! PLEASE. My babies need it!
Okay, you two. Keep the salsa behind closed doors. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
P.S. - I am well aware that our last holiday contest (in December) winners have yet to be announced. Sorry about that, both myself and the Co-Founder were inexcusably distracted, lately. Rest assured, the winners will be announced by tomorrow!
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PPS. - UGH. Just let them kiss, already. GEEZ.